pirate penguin?

I’ve been in a pirate penguin mood lately. I was just revising and editing my manuscript for Pirate Penguin vs Ninja Chicken Book 2: The Magic Sword of Secret Awesomeness. It hasn’t been released yet, but it has been finished since before I was married. I’ll start thinking about book 3 at some point, and I need to get warmed up and create some more PPvsNC mini comics for the interwebs.

I haven’t had the brain space to do any writing or the time to do much drawing, but I hope to get that all sorted out soon.

In the mean time, here is a comic I recently uncovered. Drawn but never properly colored or lettered, I’ve lost the script, and haven’t the faintest idea what the characters were supposed to be talking about. The visualsare plenty engaging, so if you think of something funny they might be saying, please leave it in the comments!


I’m extra amused by the fact that Pirate Penguin is eating brownie mix straight out of the box.




I visited Galway and Mulraney, Ireland in 2009, and would very much like to go back someday, it’s where I learned to appreciate beer for the first time (Guiness mixed with cider!)

I’ve never been good at journaling, I usually lose all the journals I buy, and one I kept for a couple days and then lost resurfaced — recounting Pirate Penguin and Ninja Chickens adventures in ireland, drawn by me by proxy whilst I was there! Care for a look?

If you can read my handwriting, I may have a job for you, because I sure can’t.


I love time travel. Wore out copies of Back to the Future growing up. Tried to build a flux capacitor out of Lego. Mega Doctor Whovian, as you can probably tell. Writing a Very Complicated novel about time travel as we speak. Gonna go see Peabody and Sherman tonight, hope it lives up to my expectations!

In honor of all that business, enjoy Pirate Penguin vs the Snacktime Continuum, one of my favorite Pirate Penguin Classics!