I don’t really update this blog enough to be useful. I do not enough of too many things. Some people are focused, and do one thing really well. I am not one of those people. I’m never sure if I’m being too hard on myself, or cutting myself too much slack.

The act of backing up my harddrive is forcing me to reflect on what I’ve created this year, and I’m not sure how I feel about what I did in 2017. I started a looooooooot of projects. Way more than I’ve completed. I fully intend to complete them all, but sometimes moving forward on a new thing is easier.

Quantifiably, This year, I’ve drawn at least 80 pages of comics, between my webcomic The Foggiest, and it’s offshoot, the book Cats Committing Crimes, and various other scribbles that seemed like a good idea. I’ve probably written close to 200 pages, between various scripts, ideas jotted on notepads, and chapters spread across a number of novels. Lotta collaboration this year, which I’m very pleased and proud of.

Trying to bash some of my thoughts into the keyboard, and try and make them presentable. I feel like I have something to say, even if it’s not particularly profound or important, and I want to share that with everyone who will listen. What that is, I have no idea. Just a general Raymondyness I want to spread around. And that’s why I do what I do. I write, and I draw. I could never decide which one I wanted to focus on, which is why I’ve always done both. I don’t know if I’ve done as much this year as I was hoping, but I don’t think I’ve ever been satisfied with my output, I’ve always wanted to accomplish more. Not sure where this drive has come from, or what to do with it.

I tend to have the same new years resolutions every year. Promote myself better, Eat Healthier, exercise more, create as much as possible. I’ve kinda accomplished a lot of my life goals, so I just keep trying to do the same things again bigger and better. Shrug. I don’t know if this post is whiney or insightful or boring or if I’ll even publish it. I don’t know if I feel better having typed it. I don’t know so many things.





I wrote a very silly guide to the 26 best dinosaurs, cunningly arranged in alphabetical order. It was lavishly illustrated by my pal Mike Spiers, who is simply awesome at drawing dinosaurs. It’s a great book for any dinosaur enthusiast you know, ages 6 to 65 million.

This volume is a limited edition, only available through our Kickstarter campaign, not available in stores later. So if you want to get your hands on a copy, pledge today!


Small Gods Graphic Novel


In September of 2009, I had the good fortune to meet one of my favorite authors, Sir Terry Pratchett. Through a quirk of emails, I even got a chance to do some work for him, designing t-shirts, pins and plush toys for the merchandise cottage industry that has sprung up around his novels (Hi PJSM prints! I mean Discworld.com!). I became a part of Terry’s unofficial North American Posse, and a couple times when he and his assistant Rob visited the US, I got the chance to eat near them and chat. Cartoonist that I am, I felt it my duty to talk them into doing some more graphic novel adaptations of the Discworld novels, the last one being nearly 20 years ago. The polite pestering began.

Eventually, I pitched an angle that Terry liked. This was in 2012, at the New York Comic Con. Excitement. I work on a script, and character designs. With some minor tweaks, Terry approves both. Rob talks to the publishers on my behalf, and wrangles a deal. This only takes a few more years, during which I don’t say anything, because who wants to jinx a deal that isn’t finalized? Inbetween the ‘we like this idea let’s do it’ and the ‘getting paid enough to get started’ timeframes, I get married and produce a small child.

The contract comes through. The drawing begins. Sir Terry dies. I still haven’t said anything publicly about the project, as it isn’t the time for that sort of thing. Numerous peoples, aware of my fandom and ambitions to adapt, console me that now I never will get the chance. I grit my teeth, wipe my tears, drink some whiskey, and draw draw draw. 2015 was the year of the most amount of drawing I’ve ever done, at least 10 hours a day, 10 days a week. The book comes together. Rob likes it, especially considering I drew him into the background, as jokingly requested.

I finish drawing the book in November of 2015. The last month in a mad panic of deadline. A few things I wanted to go back and touch up don’t happen, and several last minute ideas get implemented through a haze of caffein. Done. Off to the printers.small-gods_gn_ppc_fc-647x1024

The book is to come out end of July, and the UK Discworld Convention is in August. No one on the publicity side of things has determined whether or not they need my involvement in promoting the book, but the wife and I, with invaluable input from the baby, decide to spend the summer in the UK, in case they need me. It’s really hot in California, and we don’t have anything else important we need to be working on really.

It’s really hot in the UK too, but we muddle through. Wander up and down the country, to places we’ve been before, and places we haven’t. The baby has a ball, chasing chickens, hugging sheep, jumping in mud, and eating rocks. We don’t lose him or drop him or set him on fire hardly at all.

A book signing is set up for me at Forbidden Planet in London. I arrive slightly late and frazzled due to some of the tube stations being closed, but there is a queue of people waiting for me, and bottles of water, and a very large pile of books to be signed. Usually my book signings at this point consist of convincing people in the bookstore to come and talk to me, so having a throng of people waiting for me to draw turtles on their copies is a welcome change. This sponging off other people’s fan base sure makes things easier. Every single person I talk to in person is unfailingly supportive and wonderful.


The convention  agrees to have me on as a last minute guest, and finds stuff for me to do to earn my keep. I give a talk on graphic novels in general, and the graphic novel I just did in specific. I sign more books. I help children paint rocks, which means giving them paint and telling jokes while hiding behind a chair. I draw for everyone who asks me, delighted to get attention. I buy people drinks, and get drinks bought for me. I judge a hedgehog race, possibly for charity. I chase a small child through a hotel at 2 o clock in the morning several nights in a row. I dress up all fancy, but not as fancy as the fanciest fanciers.


And then in the blink of a Gatwick, I am home again, wondering what will happen next.

Getting to adapt and illustrate Small Gods as a graphic novel, to condense the brilliant book into 120 pages was a thrill, a pleasure, an honor, and an awful lot of work. If that’s all I ever get to do, playing with the toys in the sandbox that Terry built, I was a lucky man.

And if I am very very lucky, and it ‘does well’, they may even let me do another one! Which novel would you like to see adapted next?


Stuff What It Is I’m Doing Already!

Happy New Year!

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Notice the date stamp, it’s Jan 29th. Happy Newyearsing in January is fine. If I had waited a few days until February, however, the consequences could have been disastrous!!

So what have I been up to lately, I hear you ask? In my imagination, you’re very interested. Well, the answer is a resounding shrug. my 2015 was not overly eventful. I played with my one year old as much as possible, watching him gain new powers and talents has been really interesting. I Paid all my bills somehow, that was nice. I did two events, and they were both fairly impromptu. As I told several people during the day I wandered around the San Diego Comic Con “I’ll be ambitious next year, I’m too tired right now!”

Sleepiness is the enemy of accomplishment. I have lots of great ideas, but not all that much follow through.

I actually did complete two projects entirely last year, but I couldn’t talk about them at at the time, which made my social media presence all the emptier.

Pirate Penguin vs Ninja Chicken book 2 is coming out in March! Finally! I’ll talk more about it when the time for UltraPublicizing is nigh. I’ve actually had it finished since before my wedding in 2013! I just had to take it out and give it a bit of a polish.

Also, I had the very great fortune to adapt and illustrate the graphic novel version of one of my favorite author’s novels, Sir Terry Pratchett’s Small Gods. I’ve been angling to play in the Discworld universe Terry created, and getting to do so officially was a thrill. Not speaking about it for the entirety of 2015 was not easy. I still can’t say too much about it, as I am not in charge of the book’s publicity. But it’s public knowledge that the book is release in July of this year, so I look forward to sharing the cover, and more information as I am in able. I may even have to give the San Diego Comic Con a miss this year, as I’ll most likely be in the UK at the time, doing book release type thingies.

In the meantime, I have several projects in the works, that I’m excited to share when the time is right.

I’m finishing up a Dinosaur ABC book with my friend Mike, who draws fantastic dinosaurs. You’ll recognize his artwork from the ‘Hansel and Gretel and Zorbax’ chapter of Fairy Tales I Just Made Up.

I would like to release a collection of the thousands of tiny story ideas I’ve been accumulating, but will never realize fully. So some sort of big pile of 2-5 page comics, chock full of my usual weirdness.

Does anybody remember Divine Whiners? I serialized that as a webcomic for the better part of a year a few years ago. Never finished the story. I’d like to complete that, and release it as a book. Is anybody interested in seeing that happen? Hands up please, I’m very interested to know.

My novel is as half finished as it ever was. I have a four issue comic miniseries of my own devising I’d like to get around to drawing sometime. It’s pretty cool. I might start another webcomic. I might release an ebook of some sort.

Again, lots of stuff I’d like to do. Not sure how well I’ll follow through, at this quadrant of my life. When my son is done teething, and everybody is getting a full night’s sleep regularly, I’ll probably explode back into the public consciousness and be so productive you can’t even stand it.

Thanks for listening to the mixture of boasting and whining. I apologize in advance, retroactively.



Things I am currently working on

Things I am currently working on:

*A children’s book series staring a little girl and an extradimensional squidmonster

*A novella loosely based on Sherlock Holmes

*A novel novel about time travel

*A new webcomic about a wizard

*The sequel to Fairy Tales i just Made Up!, either ‘Science Fiction I Just Made Up!’, or ‘Mythology I Just Made Up!’ probably both.

*Actually properly promoting Fairy Tales I Just Made Up! Now that I’ve gone to the bother of printing it, I should try and spread the word instead of just starting a new creative project because that’s the fun part

*Recording my Audio Book

*Finding the peace and quiet necessary to record an audio book in a house that contains a 4 month old

*Thumbnails for a secret project with a large publisher that is finally actually happening and will genuinely pay my bills, unlike any other project I’ve ever been involved in really

*Comic Script Pitches for TWO of my favorite childhood cartoons

*An ABC Book

*A different ABC book with dinosaurs in it

*A 4 issue comic book mini series with a surprising amount of violence, like arms getting sliced off during laser sword fights, that sort of thing

*Trying to retain my sanity

*Doodles of Penguins

*A quilt

*Cooking Breakfast

* Several just-for-the-heck-of-it mini comics, one about a farmers market… in space, the other about Feudal Japan

*8 dozen ridiculous children’s books

*A political Thriller (no really) cowritten with a friend from high school I recently reconnected with

*A film script based on my Divine Whiners webcomic

*A puppet show

Current level of completionness on any one of these things: 2%

Coming up with the idea is the fun part. Actually following through and completing it is the time consuming part.